04-26-2015, 04:20 PM
You can't beat this-!
Teacher : What came 1st Sun or Moon ???
Santagasp.pngbviosly Moon..
Teacher: How
Santa: Madam ji Honey'moon' hoga tabhi to 'Son' ayega na !
*tring, tring*
"Hello."
"Hello Uncle Ji, Anubhav Hai?"
"Ha, 3 Bachche Hai Mere."
Height of Insult:
Sunny Leone to Sonam Kapoor:
Have you heard that song 'Suno na sangemarmar'??
Sonam: Yeah, too good song.
Sunny: Next two lines are for you 'Kuchh bhi nahi he, Aage tumhare'
Most Emotional and heart touching lines said by a boy to his girlfriend during breakup...
Jaanu kam se kam thandi ka season toh nilkal jaane do.....
एक boyfriend की दुआ...
ससुराल मे तुम खुश रहना........
ओर
मायके आओ तो टच मे रहना
Girl: If you will propose me with shortest sentence ever then only I will accept
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Boy: DEGI?
नाश्ते का वक़्त
बहुत दर्दनाक हो सकता है
.
.
जब बीवी आदेश देती है,
"रामू,
साहब के अंडे उबाल देना।"
.
.
और
.
नौकर पूछता है,
"मेम साहब,
आपका भी दूध निकालूं?"
.
बीवी कहती है,
.
"अभी नहीं,
साहब को जाने दो"
हवस का आलम तो देखिये हुजूर...
संतरे भी दबा दबाकर खरीदते हैं...!
Phone Rings
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Tring
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Tring
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Boy: Hello Pappu hai..??
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Girl: Nahi hai
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Boy: Mujhe Ek Mauka Do,Ho Jayega!
Son : Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this
awesome girl.
Father : That's great son. Who is she?
Son : It's Sandra, the neighbour's daughter.
Father : Ohhh I wish u hadn't said that. I have to
tell u something son,
but u must promise not to tell ur mother.
Sandra is actually ur sister.
The boy is naturally bummed out;
but a couple of months later :
Son : Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even
hotter!
Father : That's great son. Who is she?
Son : It's Angela, the other neighbour's daughter.
Father : Ohhhh I wish u hadn't said that.
Angela is also ur sister.
This went on couple of times nd son was so
mad,
he went straight to his mother crying.
Son : Mum I am so mad at dad!
I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of
them because dad is their father!
The mother hugs him affectionately and says :
My love, u can date whoever u want.
He isn't your Father..!!
Teacher : What came 1st Sun or Moon ???
Santagasp.pngbviosly Moon..
Teacher: How
Santa: Madam ji Honey'moon' hoga tabhi to 'Son' ayega na !
*tring, tring*
"Hello."
"Hello Uncle Ji, Anubhav Hai?"
"Ha, 3 Bachche Hai Mere."
Height of Insult:
Sunny Leone to Sonam Kapoor:
Have you heard that song 'Suno na sangemarmar'??
Sonam: Yeah, too good song.
Sunny: Next two lines are for you 'Kuchh bhi nahi he, Aage tumhare'
Most Emotional and heart touching lines said by a boy to his girlfriend during breakup...
Jaanu kam se kam thandi ka season toh nilkal jaane do.....
एक boyfriend की दुआ...
ससुराल मे तुम खुश रहना........
ओर
मायके आओ तो टच मे रहना
Girl: If you will propose me with shortest sentence ever then only I will accept
..
..
Boy: DEGI?
नाश्ते का वक़्त
बहुत दर्दनाक हो सकता है
.
.
जब बीवी आदेश देती है,
"रामू,
साहब के अंडे उबाल देना।"
.
.
और
.
नौकर पूछता है,
"मेम साहब,
आपका भी दूध निकालूं?"
.
बीवी कहती है,
.
"अभी नहीं,
साहब को जाने दो"
हवस का आलम तो देखिये हुजूर...
संतरे भी दबा दबाकर खरीदते हैं...!
Phone Rings
.
.
.
Tring
.
.
.
Tring
.
.
.
.
.
Boy: Hello Pappu hai..??
.
.
.
Girl: Nahi hai
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Boy: Mujhe Ek Mauka Do,Ho Jayega!
Son : Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this
awesome girl.
Father : That's great son. Who is she?
Son : It's Sandra, the neighbour's daughter.
Father : Ohhh I wish u hadn't said that. I have to
tell u something son,
but u must promise not to tell ur mother.
Sandra is actually ur sister.
The boy is naturally bummed out;
but a couple of months later :
Son : Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even
hotter!
Father : That's great son. Who is she?
Son : It's Angela, the other neighbour's daughter.
Father : Ohhhh I wish u hadn't said that.
Angela is also ur sister.
This went on couple of times nd son was so
mad,
he went straight to his mother crying.
Son : Mum I am so mad at dad!
I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of
them because dad is their father!
The mother hugs him affectionately and says :
My love, u can date whoever u want.
He isn't your Father..!!
