04-26-2015, 04:30 PM
मीना और टीना दो
सहेलियां काफी
अरसे बाद मिलीं ।
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मीना - जब तेरा
तलाक हुआ था
तब तो एक ही बच्चा था,
और अब तीन कैसे ?
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टीना - दरअसल वो
कभी कभी माफी मांगने आ जाते थे ....
14 Saal Ka Ladka Apne Pados Ki Aunty Se Puchhta Hai,
Ladka: “Aunty, Ladkiyon Ko 12 Saal Ki Umar Mein Bachcha Hota Hai Kya?”
Aunty: “Nahi”
Ladka: “To Fir Apni Beti Ko Samjhao Na, Faltu Mein Condom Ka Kharcha Karwati Hai“ tongue.png
Teacher: What is 1+1 ?
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Boy - Happy Hours
Sunny leone : Mujhe koi aisi sabzi do jiske 7 faayde hon !
Sabzi wala: Ye Lo madam Gajar !!
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1: Pasand aaye to Aloo Matar ke saath paka lena... Warna ..
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2: Juice bana ke pe sakti ho... Nahi to ..
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3: Salad bana sakti ho... Ye bhi na karo to ..
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4: Gaajar ka halwa bana lena... Nahi to ..
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5: Chinese noodles mein daal lena... Aisa bhi nahi to phir ..
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6: Murabba bana sakte ho... Ye bhi na ho to ..
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7: Achaar bana lena !!
Bhai !!! Jo tu dhoond raha hai wo nahi milega...
Post dekh kis Sanskaari aadmi ne bheji hai!!!
When a Girl changes her clothes in front of you, She's either really interested or you're level 99 friend-zoned....
...or She hasn't spotted you in the tree yet
कोई भी आदमी छोटा बड़ा नहीं होता हैं।
हाँ आदमी का छोटा बड़ा हो सकता है।
-पूज्य..... आसाराम बापू
DHABE Pe PATI Ne 1 BANANA
SHAKE
& PATNI Ne 2 mosambi juice
Piye.
Counter Pe Payment K Time
WAITER Ne AAWAZ Di:
BHAIYA Ka 1 KELA
Aur BHABHI Ka 2 Mosambi Kaat
lena.
1st frnd to 2 Friend'
"Lay mithai kha!"
2nd Friend: Kis baat ki?
1st frnd:
Teri Bhabhi call centre me job
karti hai,
aur usko Best "CALL GIRL" ka
Award mila hay!
Girl: aaj office jate hi boss mujpe
chad gaya!
Friend : Q???
Girl: Main "late gayi" thi.
lady to rikshwalla "...under tak
jaayega?"
rikshawalla "bilkul jaayega
madam, aapke liye toh khada
kiya hai."
lady "thik hai toh..ghumake
phicche se le lo.... grin.png
User: sonu
सहेलियां काफी
अरसे बाद मिलीं ।
-
-
मीना - जब तेरा
तलाक हुआ था
तब तो एक ही बच्चा था,
और अब तीन कैसे ?
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टीना - दरअसल वो
कभी कभी माफी मांगने आ जाते थे ....
14 Saal Ka Ladka Apne Pados Ki Aunty Se Puchhta Hai,
Ladka: “Aunty, Ladkiyon Ko 12 Saal Ki Umar Mein Bachcha Hota Hai Kya?”
Aunty: “Nahi”
Ladka: “To Fir Apni Beti Ko Samjhao Na, Faltu Mein Condom Ka Kharcha Karwati Hai“ tongue.png
Teacher: What is 1+1 ?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Boy - Happy Hours
Sunny leone : Mujhe koi aisi sabzi do jiske 7 faayde hon !
Sabzi wala: Ye Lo madam Gajar !!
.
.
.
1: Pasand aaye to Aloo Matar ke saath paka lena... Warna ..
.
.
.
2: Juice bana ke pe sakti ho... Nahi to ..
.
.
.
3: Salad bana sakti ho... Ye bhi na karo to ..
.
.
.
4: Gaajar ka halwa bana lena... Nahi to ..
.
.
.
5: Chinese noodles mein daal lena... Aisa bhi nahi to phir ..
.
.
.
6: Murabba bana sakte ho... Ye bhi na ho to ..
.
.
.
7: Achaar bana lena !!
Bhai !!! Jo tu dhoond raha hai wo nahi milega...
Post dekh kis Sanskaari aadmi ne bheji hai!!!
When a Girl changes her clothes in front of you, She's either really interested or you're level 99 friend-zoned....
...or She hasn't spotted you in the tree yet
कोई भी आदमी छोटा बड़ा नहीं होता हैं।
हाँ आदमी का छोटा बड़ा हो सकता है।
-पूज्य..... आसाराम बापू
DHABE Pe PATI Ne 1 BANANA
SHAKE
& PATNI Ne 2 mosambi juice
Piye.
Counter Pe Payment K Time
WAITER Ne AAWAZ Di:
BHAIYA Ka 1 KELA
Aur BHABHI Ka 2 Mosambi Kaat
lena.
1st frnd to 2 Friend'
"Lay mithai kha!"
2nd Friend: Kis baat ki?
1st frnd:
Teri Bhabhi call centre me job
karti hai,
aur usko Best "CALL GIRL" ka
Award mila hay!
Girl: aaj office jate hi boss mujpe
chad gaya!
Friend : Q???
Girl: Main "late gayi" thi.
lady to rikshwalla "...under tak
jaayega?"
rikshawalla "bilkul jaayega
madam, aapke liye toh khada
kiya hai."
lady "thik hai toh..ghumake
phicche se le lo.... grin.png
User: sonu
