Kejriwal And Rahul Gandhi Jokes 2015

[Vinayak]

जब से केजरीवाल market में आये हैं

राहुल गाँधी पर jokes बनना ऐसे कम  हो गया है…
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जैसे केबल के जमाने में दूरदर्शन के दर्शक … !!




Apna kya hai bhai !

Jo dost free me daaru pilaa de…

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apne liye wahi Santa Claus hai !!









Radio par Modi ji ke “Mann ki baat” programme ki success se

inspire hokar

ab Rahul Ji bhi apna programme

“Mann ki Uljhan”
laane ki yojna banaa rahe hain …





Aajkal ke zamaane ke 3 sabse bade jhooth –

(1) Papa, exam to ekdam badhiya gaya …

(2) Bhai, kal pakka tere paise lauta doonga …
(3) Yaar, jab tera phone aaya tab mobile silent pe tha …









Baap ne beti ke kamre me cigarette dekhi …

Oh god ! she smokes !

fir whiskey ki bottle dekhi …

Oh god ! she drinks too !

fir ek ladke ko dekha …
Thank god ! ye sab is ladke ka hai …









Boy : Uncle kaise hai aap?

Uncle : First class..

Boy : Aur aunty?

Uncle: First class hi hai..

Boy : Aur aapke bachche?

Uncle: Woh bhi first class hai ek dam..
Boy: BC!  aap log aadmi ho ya train ke dibbe.??